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There once was a man with a key
Who set the zoo animals free
Except for the trout
Who said, "Don't let me out!
I prefer my small tank to the sea."

I've Been Needing Some Glue For My Gnu

I've been needing some glue for my gnu
'Cause my gnu is infected with flu
Yes, he gave such a cough
That his horns fell right off
And without them he's miserably blue

A Man With No Hands Named McHeath

A man with no hands named McHeath
Has a terrible itch on his feet
Like a kitten whose knees
Have been bitten by fleas
He scratches his itch with his teeth