Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Magic of Tonsils

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There once was a little boy named Tom Who complained of an owchy throat to his mom So his mom took Tom to the local doc Who said, “M...
Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Letter X

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Poor l etter X is so unloved So feared and so abused In all the English language It’s hardly ever used Why did the X deserve it...
Monday, July 27, 2009

Bilingual Harry and his Rubber Duckies

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Harry is a special bloke And most would say he’s lucky He’s one of the few in whole wide world Who speaks fluent Rubber Ducky H...

The Pilot of Dreams

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I woke up late this morning Feeling strange as strange can be For I was floating on a turnip In the middle of the sea The purpl...
Thursday, July 16, 2009

An Unapeeling Encounter

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I was in Alabama When I met a banana Just a-strollin’ down the street He was plump and yeller And the strangest feller I’d ever had the chan...
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The Toddler

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It surely is amusing To watch a baby try to talk But it’s even more engrossing To watch him try to walk He stumbles left, then stumbles righ...
Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Step Aerobics

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i dreamt that i ran into a room full of women in brightly-colored leotards doing step aerobics. i was carrying a red bucket brimming with pl...
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