Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

There once was a little boy named Tom Who complained of an owchy throat to his mom So his mom took Tom to the local doc Who said, “M...

Poor l etter X is so unloved So feared and so abused In all the English language It’s hardly ever used Why did the X deserve it...

Harry is a special bloke And most would say he’s lucky He’s one of the few in whole wide world Who speaks fluent Rubber Ducky H...

I woke up late this morning Feeling strange as strange can be For I was floating on a turnip In the middle of the sea The purpl...

I was in Alabama When I met a banana Just a-strollin’ down the street He was plump and yeller And the strangest feller I’d ever had the chan...

It surely is amusing To watch a baby try to talk But it’s even more engrossing To watch him try to walk He stumbles left, then stumbles righ...

i dreamt that i ran into a room full of women in brightly-colored leotards doing step aerobics. i was carrying a red bucket brimming with pl...