Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

One day the three Mills children All woke up with a yawn They called out, “Mother! We’re awake!” But Mrs. Mills was gone They w...

There once was a boy in Miss Frillton’s class Whose name was Horace Pies And every day he’d daydream About flying through the skies ...

Have you ever been to a smelling museum? I went just last week with my Great Uncle Liam There’s not much to see, but there’s plenty to...

“Come sit next to me, my dear boy, for a story I can’t promise it won’t be too bloody or gory. It’s one that I won’t even tell my own wife. ...

Oh marmot on your rocky rock What have you got that I have not? To start, you’ve got some thickish fur And if I may continue, sir You’...

A nippity vruku discovered a vreet The vreet was unvrooking a mile from Crete The nippity vruku was fildabbing moko When he spotted ...

There once was a man who spent many years Just walking along a wall He never stopped, or turned around And never had a fall He ...