Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

A Sepiadventure

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A man in a land full of color Was as bored as a bear in a zoo He decided a sepiadventure Would be just what he needed to do So he ...

Tiptoe, tiptoe Tiptoe Man

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Tiptoe, tiptoe Tiptoe Man You haven’t got a face The shifty clouds; they’ll lock you in Beware their fickle grace. Beware the tr...
Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The McBloop Acrobatic Egg Troop

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The most wonderful man that you ever will meet Is Bartholomew Boppin McBloop He’s famous, of course, for his world-renowned McBloop ...
Monday, August 31, 2009

The Mysterious Note

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One day the three Mills children All woke up with a yawn They called out, “Mother! We’re awake!” But Mrs. Mills was gone They w...

Beware What You Believe In

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There once was a boy in Miss Frillton’s class Whose name was Horace Pies And every day he’d daydream About flying through the skies ...
Friday, August 28, 2009

The Smelling Museum

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Have you ever been to a smelling museum? I went just last week with my Great Uncle Liam There’s not much to see, but there’s plenty to...

The Great Pumpkin

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“Come sit next to me, my dear boy, for a story I can’t promise it won’t be too bloody or gory. It’s one that I won’t even tell my own wife. ...
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