Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

A man in a land full of color Was as bored as a bear in a zoo He decided a sepiadventure Would be just what he needed to do So he ...

Tiptoe, tiptoe Tiptoe Man You haven’t got a face The shifty clouds; they’ll lock you in Beware their fickle grace. Beware the tr...

The most wonderful man that you ever will meet Is Bartholomew Boppin McBloop He’s famous, of course, for his world-renowned McBloop ...

One day the three Mills children All woke up with a yawn They called out, “Mother! We’re awake!” But Mrs. Mills was gone They w...

There once was a boy in Miss Frillton’s class Whose name was Horace Pies And every day he’d daydream About flying through the skies ...

Have you ever been to a smelling museum? I went just last week with my Great Uncle Liam There’s not much to see, but there’s plenty to...

“Come sit next to me, my dear boy, for a story I can’t promise it won’t be too bloody or gory. It’s one that I won’t even tell my own wife. ...