Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Friday, October 30, 2009

The Final Ablution

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I knew a potato named Doyle Who noticed his skin had got soiled He bathed in a pot Which we turned up to hot And the...
Monday, October 12, 2009

Old Man Sitting on Park Bench

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When the pigeon perceived me Just what did he see? Does he know that I’m breathing? Did he recognize me? Did he notice my hair? Or my soft, ...
Sunday, October 11, 2009

The Halloween Grinch

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Beware the Halloween Grinch He really is the worst He shows up every year Around October 31 st He goes around to every house And...
Sunday, October 4, 2009

The Teeter Second

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It only takes a second To teeter on a wall That tiny teeter-second And it’s right before you fall The second can be split Or the...
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Herb in Esrevni Dnal

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Herb McFee goes walking down A something known as “Wall” But is he there inside his head? No, he’s not there at all Inside his hea...
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Saturday, September 19, 2009

A Sepiadventure

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A man in a land full of color Was as bored as a bear in a zoo He decided a sepiadventure Would be just what he needed to do So he ...

Tiptoe, tiptoe Tiptoe Man

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Tiptoe, tiptoe Tiptoe Man You haven’t got a face The shifty clouds; they’ll lock you in Beware their fickle grace. Beware the tr...
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