Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

I swallowed two pebbles With milk and honey In the morning. Later that afternoon I tapped on my tummy three times: Tap! Tap! Tap! An...

There was an old person from Pate Who chomped, drooled and spat while he ate The man never knew How to properly chew That pesky old pers...

Here comes Captain Whale. Captain Whale ruins everything he tries to do. He tried to bake blueberry muffins, but he put in hydrogen sulfide ...

So I’m gonna tell you a story. It’s a story about a very small lizard. Three feet long. Little pink tongue. Top hat. Nails painted purple. ...

I knew a potato named Doyle Who noticed his skin had got soiled He bathed in a pot Which we turned up to hot And the...

When the pigeon perceived me Just what did he see? Does he know that I’m breathing? Did he recognize me? Did he notice my hair? Or my soft, ...

Beware the Halloween Grinch He really is the worst He shows up every year Around October 31 st He goes around to every house And...