Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

Said the ghost to his host, “This is very good roast! From the coast to the coast I shall boast of this roast! I have had many roasts But, d...

Here comes Mr. Cookie He’s got sprinkle frosting too! And if you cross your eyes and sing You’ll get a cookie too What’s the song that y...

“I live in a cage,” the robin said. “My beak is sharp and my tummy is red.” “I’m warming up,” said the soup in the pot “And soon I shall ...

Once there lived a very young boy And a very young boy was he He could swim like a fish, and he often did wish He could live in the depths o...

I sat in the night, with my hands on my head And the night sat inside of my brain. And I counted the stars with my fingers and toes And then...

I have a pet—a pelican I think he’s rather swellican He always heeds when I say “Come!” I never have to yellican He catches me fresh fis...

Grandma just got dentures They’re really rather nice But to hear her talk about them You’d think the things were mice “I’m sure I set them d...