Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

The Pilot of Dreams (twist ending)

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I woke up late this morning Feeling strange as strange can be For I was floating on a turnip In the middle of the sea The purple sea had...
Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Man Who Dated Toast

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I once met a man playing rummy Who had dated dry toast (what a dummy) When I asked, "How'd it go?" He said, "Well, you...

A Handsome Crustacean

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There once was a handsome crustacean Exceedingly skilled at flirtation But he went out with Charlotte A known lobster-harlot Which ruined hi...
Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Catch of the Day

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There once was a mermaid named Flub Who bit on a fisherman´s grub Said the man, "What a pearl! I shall marry the girl And I´ll keep her...
Wednesday, March 3, 2010

optic exam

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dilate! dilate! your pupils no longer buttons but cauldrons the doctor is here with clawed leather hands and a lab coat bad news t...
Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Vacation from Sanity

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I’m on vacation from sanity I’m under the manic palm trees The irrational water laps at my toes I’m caressed by the paranoid breeze I like t...
Wednesday, February 17, 2010

hey zebra

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today, i thought today i will yell "HEY ZEBRA!" in the crowded subway station and maybe a zebra will turn around or any other crea...
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