Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

I woke up late this morning Feeling strange as strange can be For I was floating on a turnip In the middle of the sea The purple sea had...

I once met a man playing rummy Who had dated dry toast (what a dummy) When I asked, "How'd it go?" He said, "Well, you...

There once was a handsome crustacean Exceedingly skilled at flirtation But he went out with Charlotte A known lobster-harlot Which ruined hi...

There once was a mermaid named Flub Who bit on a fisherman´s grub Said the man, "What a pearl! I shall marry the girl And I´ll keep her...

dilate! dilate! your pupils no longer buttons but cauldrons the doctor is here with clawed leather hands and a lab coat bad news t...

I’m on vacation from sanity I’m under the manic palm trees The irrational water laps at my toes I’m caressed by the paranoid breeze I like t...

today, i thought today i will yell "HEY ZEBRA!" in the crowded subway station and maybe a zebra will turn around or any other crea...