Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

Ought a person to be wary Of the hairy dromedary? Is it smart to be afraid Of one that walks digitigrade? No—fear not this ungulate Although...

Have you ever been waiting? Waiting for Gideon? Gideon’s eyes are as black as obsidian And if you wait for him—this is the truth He’ll bring...

You know a lot of things, my friend And others know them too Like how to turn the TV off And how to use the loo You know that pasta's fl...

There once was a young Mrs. Chow Who gave birth to a fully-grown cow She said, "I don´t mind That it´s not of my kind But who does the ...

I woke up late this morning Feeling strange as strange can be For I was floating on a turnip In the middle of the sea The purple sea had...

I once met a man playing rummy Who had dated dry toast (what a dummy) When I asked, "How'd it go?" He said, "Well, you...

There once was a handsome crustacean Exceedingly skilled at flirtation But he went out with Charlotte A known lobster-harlot Which ruined hi...