Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

there was a man named milo he had a big grain silo the grain was miles high-oh the grain in milo's silo the people came to buy-oh t...

There is a bear called pizzly Half polar bear, half grizzly He likes his soda fizzly And his tenderloin steak sizzly But he hates it whe...

Little Billy Batton-Wings Was not afraid of many things He’d even once explored a cave You see, he really was quite brave But Billy lived on...

There are, of course, an awful lot Of funny gods and deities And in this poem I’ll introduce Approximately three of these. To start, there i...

Ought a person to be wary Of the hairy dromedary? Is it smart to be afraid Of one that walks digitigrade? No—fear not this ungulate Although...

Have you ever been waiting? Waiting for Gideon? Gideon’s eyes are as black as obsidian And if you wait for him—this is the truth He’ll bring...

You know a lot of things, my friend And others know them too Like how to turn the TV off And how to use the loo You know that pasta's fl...