Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

Telling the Truth “I walk my dog in rain or shine,” brags Mrs. Poppentoe But her poor dog’s fat, and why is that? She lives where they only ...

there was a man named milo he had a big grain silo the grain was miles high-oh the grain in milo's silo the people came to buy-oh t...

There is a bear called pizzly Half polar bear, half grizzly He likes his soda fizzly And his tenderloin steak sizzly But he hates it whe...

Little Billy Batton-Wings Was not afraid of many things He’d even once explored a cave You see, he really was quite brave But Billy lived on...

There are, of course, an awful lot Of funny gods and deities And in this poem I’ll introduce Approximately three of these. To start, there i...

Ought a person to be wary Of the hairy dromedary? Is it smart to be afraid Of one that walks digitigrade? No—fear not this ungulate Although...

Have you ever been waiting? Waiting for Gideon? Gideon’s eyes are as black as obsidian And if you wait for him—this is the truth He’ll bring...