Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

There once was a man with a key Who set the zoo animals free Except for the trout Who said, "Don't let me out! I prefer my small ta...

I've been needing some glue for my gnu 'Cause my gnu is infected with flu Yes, he gave such a cough That his horns fell right off An...

A man with no hands named McHeath Has a terrible itch on his feet Like a kitten whose knees Have been bitten by fleas He scratches his itch ...

Telling the Truth “I walk my dog in rain or shine,” brags Mrs. Poppentoe But her poor dog’s fat, and why is that? She lives where they only ...

there was a man named milo he had a big grain silo the grain was miles high-oh the grain in milo's silo the people came to buy-oh t...

There is a bear called pizzly Half polar bear, half grizzly He likes his soda fizzly And his tenderloin steak sizzly But he hates it whe...

Little Billy Batton-Wings Was not afraid of many things He’d even once explored a cave You see, he really was quite brave But Billy lived on...