Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

the woman's umbrella had turned inside out on her. "beautiful day," said the man who walked by her. this was a sarcastic thin...

If we bartered our voices, like garters or hats The duck might trade his for the mouse’s Imagine him squeak, with his big old duck beak Whil...

Alas, I'm easygoing There’s not much that I mind I keep my molehills molehills I generally don’t whine And yet I can’t help feeling (Tho...

I’m terrified of bubbles The awful way they gleam The horrid popping sound they make It makes me want to scream I can’t stand watch...

I found a ghost, loitering I feared from his blank look, slouch, and drool that he was stark raving bonkers; but to be sure, I asked him...

There once was a man with a key Who set the zoo animals free Except for the trout Who said, "Don't let me out! I prefer my small ta...

I've been needing some glue for my gnu 'Cause my gnu is infected with flu Yes, he gave such a cough That his horns fell right off An...