Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

A handicapped duck named Miss Rose Moved slower than James Joyce’s prose Until a kind spider Crawled right up beside her And spun a nice web...

A man tripped and fell on a kangaroo that was under his bedroom carpet. He knew at once the lump was a kangaroo because of its kanga-rump an...

A shrink who was known as McSnowpeas Sniffed his patients, and then gave prognoses He said with a snort, “My dears, life is short... So take...

There once was a lad in Old Delhi Who bought some cold cuts that were smelly He announced, “This old meat Is disgusting to eat. Next time I’...

Note: Buttercrunch Toffee is so delicious it hurts to eat. The pleasure becomes so pleasurable that it passes the pleasure limit and becomes...

A man said, “What I’ll never get Is why people say shrooms make you trip. I ate half a pound And went dancing around But I never once st...

Said Tim Flin, “Make it say on my grave: My name, and beneath that: The Brave,” Well, soon he was dead And that’s just what it said: Wit...