Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Nap/Justice

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A policeman named Mr MacRelph stole a closet, a stove and a shelf He was tired by the time he completed the crime, so he went and a-rested h...
Monday, February 7, 2011

A Duck's Debt to a Spider

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A handicapped duck named Miss Rose Moved slower than James Joyce’s prose Until a kind spider Crawled right up beside her And spun a nice web...
Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Hidden Kangaroo

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A man tripped and fell on a kangaroo that was under his bedroom carpet. He knew at once the lump was a kangaroo because of its kanga-rump an...
Thursday, January 13, 2011

Smell 'Em While You Can

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A shrink who was known as McSnowpeas Sniffed his patients, and then gave prognoses He said with a snort, “My dears, life is short... So take...
Sunday, January 9, 2011

Del(h)i Belly

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There once was a lad in Old Delhi Who bought some cold cuts that were smelly He announced, “This old meat Is disgusting to eat. Next time I’...
Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Note to Self

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Note: Buttercrunch Toffee is so delicious it hurts to eat. The pleasure becomes so pleasurable that it passes the pleasure limit and becomes...
Monday, January 3, 2011

Tripping Upright

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A man said, “What I’ll never get Is why people say shrooms make you trip. I ate half a pound And went dancing around But I never once st...
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