Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

if we were like flamingos, and our skin was the color of the food we ate most, then i'd fill up on frosted sprinkled donuts and be a bea...

A noise of footsteps is heard: pit-pat! pit-pat! Someone sneaky has gone haunting.

3 year old, pointing at a picture of a fairy: "Is that the king fairy?" Adult: "Yes" 3 year old: "Where are his c...

My feelings can talk and walk and boink and have toothpaste inside them and they are toothpaste and they can go round and round on the carou...

My chicken feet bra One tit per claw Ain't the worst of all my clothes (I wear intestine pantyhose)

Pretty faces draw attention Make you want to stare awhile Soaking up the fine aesthetics Of bright eyes and contoured smiles But it’s...

A policeman named Mr MacRelph stole a closet, a stove and a shelf He was tired by the time he completed the crime, so he went and a-rested h...