Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

Before I saw a shrink, my mind Was full of mental ills But I’m right as rain these days Thanks to all my lovely pills! I take pills to h...

Twinkle twinkle little brain How I wonder if you're sane Cooped inside your small, dark skull Dingbat, cheese-bump, frocksock, gull ...

There once was a mass named Humpty Who was infinitely dense and hot And 13.7 billion years ago He expanded quite a lot. He formed hundre...

"You want friends? Turn that frown upside down!" my dad said Which sounded like great advice I was so excited to try it That I ...

A woman divorced is a ctrl-z Mrs. Discovered affairs are ctrl-z blisses Apologetic tears are ctrl-z disses And lovers' slaps are ctrl...

Five little ducks went out one day Over the hill and far away One said, “Life is nasty, brutish, and short.” And shot himself on the spot...

You shouldn't trust an evil man to bake a cake. He'll put in the eggs and flour and butter and baking soda and all that. But then ...