Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

There once was a wondrous Whimsy Tree It never bore the same fruit twice It sometimes grew green apples But it sometimes grew pink ...

I lost my flea-ridden, one-eyed cat His name is Nasty Fritz He's four years old, he smells like fish He scratches and he spits I put u...

Mr. Randy Rylids has bottle cap eyelids Which is rather worse than you might think ‘Cause Mr. Randy Rylids with his bottle cap eyel...

I took my invisible friend to school "Get out!" said the teacher, Ms. Blee But I guess it was school for invisible kids ‘Cause th...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your long hair The witch is vacationing somewhere, I swear I heard her tell someone she’d be gone two w...

I don’t know why, and I don’t know how But I’ve developed a very strong crush On Ms. Brady the lunch lady; she’s sixty-two And she ...

Every full moon, the handsome wereman Jack Would have to sneak off and leave the wolf pack ‘Cause he knew that he’d be shunned from...