Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

I was sitting in my kitchen Sorting through a pile of mail When a fairy came from nowhere Shouting, “Help me find my tail!” “What d...

A mommy kangaroo once whined: “My son’s a lazy chap! He only likes to watch T.V. And munch on snacks and nap. He never gets much ex...

I stepped into a bat cave Right outside of Timbuktu And asked, “Please tell me, fellas, Just what kind of bats are you? If you’re s...

I’m sure you like arcade games But have you heard of Rex McBean? He’s the bearded man who stands all day In front of the claw machi...

There are such pretty stars twinkling up in the skies But they don’t know they’re pretty, ‘cause they don’t have eyes And there are...

Please, oh please don’t remove my lice! My lice are fine with me I’ve trained them to do homework While I sit and watch T.V. Then w...

Velma Vapoose is my psychic goose You’ll notice she has three eyes She’s like a magic eight ball If you know how to read her replie...