Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

Liza Greech, the lonely leech Was ugly as a rotten peach She lived in water thick as mud And sucked on slug and insect blood She couldn’...

“Mom, how do I sew on a button?” Michelle asked So her mom got a needle and thread “Just weave in and out through the holes,” she explained....

Two twins—Lee and Lursa—never cut their fingernails They’ve been growing them long since the start Which means Lee can scratch Lurs...

There once was a cactus named Grickles Who was, of course, covered in prickles I thought he would pout When I pulled them all out B...

Roy wanted to beat up the bully Who told him that he wasn’t smart His mom said, “You’ll know what to do If you listen to your heart...

I remember once in history class My teacher, Mrs. Joan Said a person who looks at Medusa Will instantly turn into stone. I also lea...

No man would date poor Janet Done After she was turned to stone Her mother said, “The problem is, Janet, That most men tend to take...