Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

I talked to a woman at work. She said her dad was a lawyer so stressed out all the time that he developed a heart condition. Hi...

Why, no, I do not belong to myself! I am merely a vessel! Deep in the quicksand of my double helices, there is the kinesthesia...

for my next circus trick, this cracked egg will make itself whole! this shaved Schnauzer will instantly have its hair back! this popped ba...

Two little mice in a patched-up boot Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot! She-mouse thought He-mouse was cute Hootenanny,...

There was a man named Monkeyface Who lived in a tiny hut He had no friends, and spent all day Counting up the hairs on his bu...

I have a crush on radiation Because Little Boy hit me In the Hiroshima of my dreams And my skin felt the dark heat And itc...

1. In the beginning, God’s mama created split pea soup and told Him to eat it because she slaved for an hour over a hot stove to fix Him a m...