Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

It’s been a long day, little sweet thing Your jaws are all tired and sore From playfully nipping at mermaids And gobbling up...

I am about to move to Hanoi, Vietnam, and the first thing I will do when I get there is take a shot of cobra blood. They have live cobras ...

I went to a psychiatrist He told me I was nutty He said thanks to genetics I had brain cells made of putty So he ga...

I talked to a woman at work. She said her dad was a lawyer so stressed out all the time that he developed a heart condition. Hi...

Why, no, I do not belong to myself! I am merely a vessel! Deep in the quicksand of my double helices, there is the kinesthesia...

for my next circus trick, this cracked egg will make itself whole! this shaved Schnauzer will instantly have its hair back! this popped ba...

Two little mice in a patched-up boot Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot! She-mouse thought He-mouse was cute Hootenanny,...