Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Lullaby for a Baby Sea Monster

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It’s been a long day, little sweet thing Your jaws are all tired and sore From playfully nipping at mermaids And gobbling up...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012

A Long Poem that is Not a Poem

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I am about to move to Hanoi, Vietnam, and the first thing I will do when I get there is take a shot of cobra blood. They have live cobras ...
Sunday, August 19, 2012

Pills

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I went to a psychiatrist He told me I was nutty He said thanks to genetics I had brain cells made of putty So he ga...
Monday, July 23, 2012

A Lawyer's Wonky Ticker

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I talked to a woman at work. She said her dad was a lawyer so stressed out all the time that he developed a heart condition. Hi...
Saturday, June 30, 2012

First Day Teaching First Grade

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Why, no, I do not belong to myself! I am merely a vessel! Deep in the quicksand of my double helices, there is the kinesthesia...
Thursday, June 28, 2012

Circus Trick

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for my next circus trick, this cracked egg will make itself whole! this shaved Schnauzer will instantly have its hair back! this popped ba...
Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!

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Two little mice in a patched-up boot Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot! She-mouse thought He-mouse was cute Hootenanny,...
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