Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

“Star light, star bright First star I see tonight I wish I may, I wish I might…” “Hey, buddy, that’s not right! You think I’m a st...

There was a pied piper named Poot Who said: “If I play on my flute The lizards will all Come to answer the call.” B...

Guy Slurp always carried a straw He drank all the liquids he saw And this explains why We did not invite Guy To ent...

A: What happens when somebody dies? 3 year old: Well, you get little pieces of their body and you ash them and throw them in a pond. A: Ho...

There once was a man with a key Who set the caged animals free Except for the trout Who said, "Don't let me out! I prefer my sm...

I have some news. If you like, you can eat it. Like most things, it is made of corn.

Mrs. Plumpy Rumpy Wumps Counted all her lumpy lumps Fifty lumpy lumps she had And she thought, “Well, that’s not bad…...