Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

The Criminal Mind

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“Work is dull!” said the man, “and laborious!” “I’d prefer something more meritorious!” But since merit takes time He...
Sunday, March 31, 2013

Misconceived

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Peg was a woman with Siamese twins She said, “Where one ends, the other begins.” But they weren’t really twins, it was ...
Thursday, March 28, 2013

An Unlucky Friar

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An unlucky friar in a friary Stepped in a bush that was briary He continued to walk But then tripped on a rock And ...
Saturday, March 23, 2013

My Heart is an Eel

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My heart cannot feel My heart is an eel A slippery, slimy old eel. It cares not of love Or of heaven above It wan...
Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Life Sure Goes By Quick; or, The Five Senses

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Look at us look at us hey look at us We’re bumbling along in a big orange bus Look at us look at us look where we go We go a...

The Consequences of a Button's Dietary Habits

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This giant black button Had eaten some mutton Before he was sewn on my purse He burped on the tram So the tram smelt like ...

A Priest's Feast; or, We Can Only Hope He Choked on the Antlers

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There once was a miserable priest Who said, “I would like some roast beast.” He saw a stag stagger Stabbed it dead with a da...
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