Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

“Work is dull!” said the man, “and laborious!” “I’d prefer something more meritorious!” But since merit takes time He...

Peg was a woman with Siamese twins She said, “Where one ends, the other begins.” But they weren’t really twins, it was ...

An unlucky friar in a friary Stepped in a bush that was briary He continued to walk But then tripped on a rock And ...

My heart cannot feel My heart is an eel A slippery, slimy old eel. It cares not of love Or of heaven above It wan...

Look at us look at us hey look at us We’re bumbling along in a big orange bus Look at us look at us look where we go We go a...

This giant black button Had eaten some mutton Before he was sewn on my purse He burped on the tram So the tram smelt like ...

There once was a miserable priest Who said, “I would like some roast beast.” He saw a stag stagger Stabbed it dead with a da...