Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

A lemon loved a brick of cheese She said, “I want to kiss you please! But maybe you can give me tips… To start, I cannot fin...

An organ-meat lover named Roffle Spread liver paté on his waffle He ate tripe by the pile And drank glassfuls of bile...

There once was a fellow from Munich Whose was born of a nun and a eunuch It was just due to this That he didn’t exist...

There once was a rumble who grumbled: “What kind of a rumble am I? Am I rumble-of-oncoming-subway? Or rumble-of-thund...

There once was a boy in a teapot I didn’t know why he was there I opened the lid of the teapot And spotted the little...

“Work is dull!” said the man, “and laborious!” “I’d prefer something more meritorious!” But since merit takes time He...

Peg was a woman with Siamese twins She said, “Where one ends, the other begins.” But they weren’t really twins, it was ...