Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

Penny to see the lunatic! Penny to see the fool! It’s very cheap! You won’t regret! Come watch the madman drool! Come gaze into his bul...

She had no teeth, old Grandma Claire Each day she’d eat a gummy bear She couldn’t chew, so she resolved To suck on it ‘til it dissolv...

Paul made a world of color Matt made a world of sound Beth made a world of fish sauce and old bits of fluff she had lying around. “Wh...

Ms. Memo-Pad had one small rip And cried: "Give me a brand new hip!" The doctor said: "Oh, get a grip. You only need a pap...

I sat atop a gravestone In a night as black as soot When the fingers of a zombie Grabbed me tight around the foot. “Get off, you z...

In the streets of New York, where the pigeons are perchin’ Lives a boy with this business card: “Twig Jones, Street Urchin.” Twig Jones...

Big-bellied elephants wearing new socks One rings the bell and the other one knocks I won’t let them in ‘cause they both have the pox ...