Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The Tale of Mr. and Mrs. Crack

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She cracked a joke—it cracked him up You should’ve heard his chuckles She cracked an egg, ate a crackerjack He calmly cracked his knu...

I Lost My Tooth in a Kissing Booth

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I lost my tooth in a kissing booth Today at the local fair The woman wore a long, white coat And I was reclined in a chair. The boo...
Tuesday, September 24, 2013

A Very Small Fire

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A very small fire is easy to kill You can put it right out with a lemonade spill You can stamp it out faster than fiddlers can fiddle ...
Monday, September 23, 2013

What Do You Reckon?

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Topless, penniless, shoeless, reckless Left with nothing but a candy necklace Told my mom and told the cop That darn Laundromat took ...
Friday, September 13, 2013

Uncertainty and the Importance of Cleanliness

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Amelia Earhart, young and brave Flew right into an early grave Clever Plato, the ancient Greek Lived until he was old and weak When...
Monday, September 9, 2013

I'm A Little Teapot

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I’m a little teapot, I’ve got gout Look at my grotesque and mutilated spout I’ve got some fleshy warts as you can see Won’t you have ...
Thursday, September 5, 2013

Home

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What is ……home? for the goblin, perhaps, a cave moist with cave-slime deep in the depths of the cave, it glitters oh, how he trea...
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