Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

A ukulele on displaylay! Is it all right for me to playlay? Yes, you say that it’s okaylay? ‘kay, I’ll strum this ukulele Wow! It s...

She cracked a joke—it cracked him up You should’ve heard his chuckles She cracked an egg, ate a crackerjack He calmly cracked his knu...

I lost my tooth in a kissing booth Today at the local fair The woman wore a long, white coat And I was reclined in a chair. The boo...

A very small fire is easy to kill You can put it right out with a lemonade spill You can stamp it out faster than fiddlers can fiddle ...

Topless, penniless, shoeless, reckless Left with nothing but a candy necklace Told my mom and told the cop That darn Laundromat took ...

Amelia Earhart, young and brave Flew right into an early grave Clever Plato, the ancient Greek Lived until he was old and weak When...

I’m a little teapot, I’ve got gout Look at my grotesque and mutilated spout I’ve got some fleshy warts as you can see Won’t you have ...