Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

It’s Impotence Day! So the wasp has no sting The door has no doorknob The bell has no ring The sun has no sunshine The dog has n...

I pulled out my spine through a hole in my neck I swung it around and it caused a car wreck It smashed through the wi...

A ukulele on displaylay! Is it all right for me to playlay? Yes, you say that it’s okaylay? ‘kay, I’ll strum this ukulele Wow! It s...

She cracked a joke—it cracked him up You should’ve heard his chuckles She cracked an egg, ate a crackerjack He calmly cracked his knu...

I lost my tooth in a kissing booth Today at the local fair The woman wore a long, white coat And I was reclined in a chair. The boo...

A very small fire is easy to kill You can put it right out with a lemonade spill You can stamp it out faster than fiddlers can fiddle ...

Topless, penniless, shoeless, reckless Left with nothing but a candy necklace Told my mom and told the cop That darn Laundromat took ...