Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Impotence Day

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It’s Impotence Day! So the wasp has no sting The door has no doorknob The bell has no ring The sun has no sunshine The dog has n...
Friday, October 18, 2013

I Pulled Out My Spine

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I pulled out my spine through a hole in my neck I swung it around and it caused a car wreck It smashed through the wi...
Wednesday, October 9, 2013

A Ukulele On Displaylay

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A ukulele on displaylay! Is it all right for me to playlay? Yes, you say that it’s okaylay? ‘kay, I’ll strum this ukulele Wow! It s...
Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The Tale of Mr. and Mrs. Crack

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She cracked a joke—it cracked him up You should’ve heard his chuckles She cracked an egg, ate a crackerjack He calmly cracked his knu...

I Lost My Tooth in a Kissing Booth

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I lost my tooth in a kissing booth Today at the local fair The woman wore a long, white coat And I was reclined in a chair. The boo...
Tuesday, September 24, 2013

A Very Small Fire

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A very small fire is easy to kill You can put it right out with a lemonade spill You can stamp it out faster than fiddlers can fiddle ...
Monday, September 23, 2013

What Do You Reckon?

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Topless, penniless, shoeless, reckless Left with nothing but a candy necklace Told my mom and told the cop That darn Laundromat took ...
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