Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Friday, May 2, 2014

The Great Green Goo Man Geekled

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The great green goo man geekled “Gizdom fee, fuzz guzzled gum!” Atop the wikky-wikky tree Oh wrinkled! Giblet! Fum! The ticky-tacky...
Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Bringin' the Bacon Home

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A piece of bacon took a pen To write a little poem About the way it feels to be Accepted, loved, at home. At first he wrote: “I am ...
Saturday, April 5, 2014

I Throwed My Lover Down A Well

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I throwed my lover down a well And listened to ‘er drown I wish I didn’t, but I did And then I fled the town. I moved into another ...
Friday, April 4, 2014

The Time We Cooked A Goose Egg

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We chased away a mother goose By spraying off her poop She’d defecated on the deck A mound of moon-gray goop. And when she left, sh...
Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Chicken's Wink

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The rain was spitting gracefully The wind was whistling bright A little chicken came to me And whispered, “Hold me tight.” I held t...
Wednesday, April 2, 2014

The Caveman

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The caveman likes to hunt And the caveman likes to grunt He’s naked from behind And he’s naked from the front. He eats a piece of m...

The Daily Grind

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“Daddy, what’s the daily grind?” I asked my aging father He shook his head, and softly said, “It’s rubbish, child. Don’t bother.” “...
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