Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

The great green goo man geekled “Gizdom fee, fuzz guzzled gum!” Atop the wikky-wikky tree Oh wrinkled! Giblet! Fum! The ticky-tacky...

A piece of bacon took a pen To write a little poem About the way it feels to be Accepted, loved, at home. At first he wrote: “I am ...

I throwed my lover down a well And listened to ‘er drown I wish I didn’t, but I did And then I fled the town. I moved into another ...

We chased away a mother goose By spraying off her poop She’d defecated on the deck A mound of moon-gray goop. And when she left, sh...

The rain was spitting gracefully The wind was whistling bright A little chicken came to me And whispered, “Hold me tight.” I held t...

The caveman likes to hunt And the caveman likes to grunt He’s naked from behind And he’s naked from the front. He eats a piece of m...

“Daddy, what’s the daily grind?” I asked my aging father He shook his head, and softly said, “It’s rubbish, child. Don’t bother.” “...