Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia Plath Left her socks on in the bath Taught her own uterus how to do math Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia Plath Sylv...

I’m just a sweet old lunatic Oh won’t you take me in? I’m a harmless little psycho With a pimple on my chin. I’ve got no place to s...

What’s in my lovely birthday box All wrapped in pink and yellow? Is it a brand-new radio? A copy of Othello? No! It’s cancer! What’s i...

The great green goo man geekled “Gizdom fee, fuzz guzzled gum!” Atop the wikky-wikky tree Oh wrinkled! Giblet! Fum! The ticky-tacky...

A piece of bacon took a pen To write a little poem About the way it feels to be Accepted, loved, at home. At first he wrote: “I am ...

I throwed my lover down a well And listened to ‘er drown I wish I didn’t, but I did And then I fled the town. I moved into another ...

We chased away a mother goose By spraying off her poop She’d defecated on the deck A mound of moon-gray goop. And when she left, sh...