Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Born Horn

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Long ago, the whole world had a Born Horn With a trumpet-blast loud as a bomb It sounded whenever a baby Came slip-sliding out of its...
Monday, July 14, 2014

A Mirror-Mind's Lament

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It’s becoming ever clearer That I’m actually a mirror And when I am introspecting I am really just reflecting ‘Cause there’s nothin...
Friday, June 13, 2014

Flannery O'Connor: An Semi-Accurate, Non-Erotic Biography

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Flannery O’Connor, Flannery O’Connor In 1951, the doctors said she was a goner They said: “Lupus, lupus, lupus!” And she said: “Holy cow! I...
Monday, June 9, 2014

Grandma Tap Dance

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Grandma Tap Dance—watch her go Across the stage she shuffles She’s wearing ancient tap shoes And a faded dress with ruffles. 
She’s s...
Monday, May 12, 2014

Math for Girls: A Cancelled Course

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Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia Plath Left her socks on in the bath Taught her own uterus how to do math Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia Plath Sylv...
Monday, May 5, 2014

I'm Just A Sweet Old Lunatic

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I’m just a sweet old lunatic Oh won’t you take me in? I’m a harmless little psycho With a pimple on my chin. I’ve got no place to s...

A Fun New Rhyming Medical Pamphlet

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What’s in my lovely birthday box All wrapped in pink and yellow? Is it a brand-new radio? A copy of Othello? No! It’s cancer! What’s i...
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