Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Sunday, August 31, 2014

i want to capture strange tendernesses with you

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i want to capture strange tendernesses with you and put them in cardboard boxes with homemade mazes like rats we’ll need a stopwatch. ...
Friday, August 22, 2014

I'm A Cross-Dressing Spider

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I'm a cross-dressing spider And flies are my meals But it's hard to catch flies In my bra and high heels.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Lifeguards Are Sometimes Jerks

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I went to the beach to go swim in the sea “You can’t swim,” said the lifeguard. “You don’t have a key.” “There’s no key to the sea!” I ...
Sunday, August 10, 2014

Anthropo-Floral Romance

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If I only had the power, I would turn into a flower Fuse my legs into a stem and make ‘em green The stem will have stomata, or at least ...
Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Born Horn

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Long ago, the whole world had a Born Horn With a trumpet-blast loud as a bomb It sounded whenever a baby Came slip-sliding out of its...
Monday, July 14, 2014

A Mirror-Mind's Lament

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It’s becoming ever clearer That I’m actually a mirror And when I am introspecting I am really just reflecting ‘Cause there’s nothin...
Friday, June 13, 2014

Flannery O'Connor: An Semi-Accurate, Non-Erotic Biography

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Flannery O’Connor, Flannery O’Connor In 1951, the doctors said she was a goner They said: “Lupus, lupus, lupus!” And she said: “Holy cow! I...
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