Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

Here we are stuck in the you and me bucket We tried to get out once, but then we said fuck it A bucket's a fine place to be for us two...

Cursing in impervious carrot shacks Eunuchs Bat leather Gold You can curse these things and more in your carrot shack The orange, none ...

The orphans are hungry, the weeds should be picked The clock on the wall ticks its third-to-last tick I can’t find my suitcase, my pitb...

i want to capture strange tendernesses with you and put them in cardboard boxes with homemade mazes like rats we’ll need a stopwatch. ...

I'm a cross-dressing spider And flies are my meals But it's hard to catch flies In my bra and high heels.

I went to the beach to go swim in the sea “You can’t swim,” said the lifeguard. “You don’t have a key.” “There’s no key to the sea!” I ...

If I only had the power, I would turn into a flower Fuse my legs into a stem and make ‘em green The stem will have stomata, or at least ...