Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Grasping

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The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe The human mind is not grapable of casping the Universe The not-Universe hu...
Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Caught

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That is not a very good poem, said the fly to the spider Referring to its web No, I’m afraid you misunderstand, said the spider It is...

Dangerous

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You might think there’s nothing more dangerous than a dangerous, dangerous dinosaur riding a dangerous, dangerous dirt bike over a dangerou...

The Peg-Legged Beggar

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The peg-legged beggar near the bridge Observes the stream go by The sun is hot; he sees a hawk And hears a field mouse cry. He dips...
Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Crazy Old Man

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I am a typical-looking old man and I went to a public bathroom There was an image of an old man there “Are you a mirror?” I asked the i...

Gastronomic Recidivism

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One time, alone I ate A thing I shouldn’t have. It was A thing I shouldn’t eat (I ate). I wish that I Could say I n...

The Witch

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Good riddance Said the witch She had just burned off the wart That had once defined her sense of beauty and identity.
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