Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

We crawled through a cave That was full of blind birds We waded through pools That were full of their turds It was so very dark W...

There is a piece of ooze on the sidewalk It could be the casing of some wondrous slug Or a segment of jelly made from cow hoof. I...

Among the dead, I sat and read The book aroused some grief A digger dug a nice, neat grave Less tidy were his teeth A girl walk...

Some angels are dangerous, angels of death They look like old rags and they smell like burnt meth They’ll watch from above with their s...

I want to make you out of clay Your hair will be curly snippets of yarn You’ll have raisins for eyes Did you know you have raisin-bla...

You and me, we once were bears And bears we once-time were We both had claws and pointy teeth And thick, protective fur. I tugged a...

‘Twas brillig and the Jabberwock Had much to do around the house Replacing lightbulbs, sweeping dust And setting mice traps for the m...