Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

I like to write poems More than I like combs More than I like phones More than I like bones More than I like foam More than I lik...

At night I saw a yellow moon It looked a lot like butter. Its smile was like an aeroplane I heard it start to mutter: “Doozle grimp...

The clairvoyant peered into her clear crystal ball Her eyes grew big and her nose grew small “You are doomed!” she proclaimed. “You mus...

If I were a hedgehog My name tag would say: “Not usually hedgehog. It’s just for today.”

I would like to make friends With a girl from Japan I would make her dessert Like a burnt caramel flan We’d sit on the porch Putt...

Two weeks ago my garden gnome Had snuck inside my house I caught him in my closet In my frilly socks and blouse. “What are you doing...

This is my beak I use it to speak My mom was a parrot My dad was a drunk. Half-boozer, half-parrot I really can’t bear it My to...