Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

I heard a sad ‘meow’ in the woods near my house And ran off to see where it led To my wondrous surprise, I encountered a cat With a s...

Wonkbeast, antlers big as goats Skin like barnacles on boats Teeth are yellow, eyes are red Maggots dwell upon his head Everyone ...

I danced with you last night Your hair like polished mangos 
 Everyone wanted to dance with you also But you were my treasure 
 A bloo...

A Buddha very silly With a ribbon on his willie Went a-seeking for some women Who would play with him croquet. But the Buddha very ...

I can remember life before this When I used to eat cauliflower I went to the desert to observe the rocks Everything was flat I ...

Recuerdo la vida antes de esto Cuando solía comer coliflor Fui al desierto para ver las rocas Todo era plano Entré en este fang...

The xomwoggler goon Did ate with a spoon The multi-hued sprinkles He found on the moon That was long time ago So now nobody dream...