Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

A people-avoider, a slut, and a hoarder

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A people-avoider, a slut, and a hoarder All lived in a basement that smelled like old cheese The people-avoider sat still in a corner ...
Sunday, January 24, 2016

Three Types of Strangled

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Sea-Strangled I wake up, you’re on top of me and also you’re an octopus Caressing me with those strange suckers like I’m ...
Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Jar Man and Squiggle-Clod Read Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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The jar man looked inside a jar He saw a wriggly thing It looked all squiggly-wroggly-rot Like squid that barfed up string. ‘Good l...
Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Unicorn Cat

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I heard a sad ‘meow’ in the woods near my house And ran off to see where it led To my wondrous surprise, I encountered a cat With a s...

Wonkbeast and Blinkworm

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Wonkbeast, antlers big as goats Skin like barnacles on boats Teeth are yellow, eyes are red Maggots dwell upon his head Everyone ...
Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Savior

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I danced with you last night Your hair like polished mangos 
 Everyone wanted to dance with you also But you were my treasure 
 A bloo...
Monday, December 21, 2015

A Buddha Very Silly

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A Buddha very silly With a ribbon on his willie Went a-seeking for some women Who would play with him croquet. But the Buddha very ...
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