Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

A people-avoider, a slut, and a hoarder All lived in a basement that smelled like old cheese The people-avoider sat still in a corner ...

Sea-Strangled I wake up, you’re on top of me and also you’re an octopus Caressing me with those strange suckers like I’m ...

The jar man looked inside a jar He saw a wriggly thing It looked all squiggly-wroggly-rot Like squid that barfed up string. ‘Good l...

I heard a sad ‘meow’ in the woods near my house And ran off to see where it led To my wondrous surprise, I encountered a cat With a s...

Wonkbeast, antlers big as goats Skin like barnacles on boats Teeth are yellow, eyes are red Maggots dwell upon his head Everyone ...

I danced with you last night Your hair like polished mangos 
 Everyone wanted to dance with you also But you were my treasure 
 A bloo...

A Buddha very silly With a ribbon on his willie Went a-seeking for some women Who would play with him croquet. But the Buddha very ...