Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Before the Imposition of Sunlight and Words

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Before the imposition of Sunlight and Words The pre-forms huddled in dark nonsense They would become the Magician, the Outlaw, the Rule...
Monday, February 8, 2016

Occam’s Razor As Applied To Missing Ammunition

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Where have all the bullets gone? They’re missing from the shed Did Daddy shoot a bunch of ducks? (The ducks, it looks, are dead.) O...

Interview to Work at Google (After Eating A Sproggle of Nonsickle Cake)

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Interview to Work at Google (After Eating A Sproggle of Nonsickle Cake) 
 Q: What do you know about Google’s products a...

Clock Face

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A twelve on my forehead A six on my chin I can’t rub them off They’re stuck to my skin. My nose grew two hands And they tick diff...
Wednesday, January 27, 2016

A people-avoider, a slut, and a hoarder

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A people-avoider, a slut, and a hoarder All lived in a basement that smelled like old cheese The people-avoider sat still in a corner ...
Sunday, January 24, 2016

Three Types of Strangled

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Sea-Strangled I wake up, you’re on top of me and also you’re an octopus Caressing me with those strange suckers like I’m ...
Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Jar Man and Squiggle-Clod Read Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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The jar man looked inside a jar He saw a wriggly thing It looked all squiggly-wroggly-rot Like squid that barfed up string. ‘Good l...
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