Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Baba Yaga

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Baba Yaga had her flaws Legend says a witch she was She liked to feast on baby meat Her house was built on chicken feet And like ot...
Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Before the Imposition of Sunlight and Words

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Before the imposition of Sunlight and Words The pre-forms huddled in dark nonsense They would become the Magician, the Outlaw, the Rule...
Monday, February 8, 2016

Occam’s Razor As Applied To Missing Ammunition

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Where have all the bullets gone? They’re missing from the shed Did Daddy shoot a bunch of ducks? (The ducks, it looks, are dead.) O...

Interview to Work at Google (After Eating A Sproggle of Nonsickle Cake)

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Interview to Work at Google (After Eating A Sproggle of Nonsickle Cake) 
 Q: What do you know about Google’s products a...

Clock Face

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A twelve on my forehead A six on my chin I can’t rub them off They’re stuck to my skin. My nose grew two hands And they tick diff...
Wednesday, January 27, 2016

A people-avoider, a slut, and a hoarder

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A people-avoider, a slut, and a hoarder All lived in a basement that smelled like old cheese The people-avoider sat still in a corner ...
Sunday, January 24, 2016

Three Types of Strangled

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Sea-Strangled I wake up, you’re on top of me and also you’re an octopus Caressing me with those strange suckers like I’m ...
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