Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

I spent way too long writing poetry yesterday Boy you should have seen the way I was doing it! Hanging upside-down from the ceiling lik...

I was so tired when I got home I just plopped down on the couch and melted ‘You’re gonna need a Wet-Vac to clean my remains!’ I texted ...

My dentist used to say Open Sesame Then dig at my gums I’d say Closed Sesame And clamp my mouth shut He’d say Open Sesame And dig...

Today I hopped the highest Hopped right out of the atmosphere Hopped until the earth was pea-sized A paint-dot under my shoe Go on,...

Baba Yaga had her flaws Legend says a witch she was She liked to feast on baby meat Her house was built on chicken feet And like ot...

Before the imposition of Sunlight and Words The pre-forms huddled in dark nonsense They would become the Magician, the Outlaw, the Rule...

Where have all the bullets gone? They’re missing from the shed Did Daddy shoot a bunch of ducks? (The ducks, it looks, are dead.) O...