Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

The Futile Caterwauling of the Sloth

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The girl and her dog went out looking for water. Their walking made very little noise and from their footprints arose subtle wafts that sai...
Thursday, August 25, 2016

The Deep-Dwelling Bony-Eared Assfish

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Who’s the best of all creatures that live in the sea? The dolphin is, according to me But my boyfriend insists with obstinate glee It...
Wednesday, July 27, 2016

What Are the Chances Your Mind's Made of Branches

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What are the chances your mind’s made of branches? You brainstem’s a trunk that is wooden and tall Your consciousness swings through th...
Thursday, July 14, 2016

The Merry-Go-Found

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Your keys aren’t lost, you’re keys aren’t gone You didn’t leave them on the ground They simply floated to the merry-go-found To the m...
Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Reading a Book

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I was reading a book in an unexpected place. Twenty men gathered around me to watch me read. I started to read aloud but they c...
Tuesday, May 31, 2016

When Your Kid Doesn’t Get It

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I spent way too long writing poetry yesterday Boy you should have seen the way I was doing it! Hanging upside-down from the ceiling lik...

My Final Act

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I was so tired when I got home I just plopped down on the couch and melted ‘You’re gonna need a Wet-Vac to clean my remains!’ I texted ...
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