Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

'No Christmas this year,' I said to myself 'Screw Christmas. Bah humbug. Good grief.' I cancelled my parties, tossed ou...

The snowman's bride was six feet tall A corncob pipe she sometimes smoked She wore a tattered woven shawl Her chest contained an ...

If I had clamped my jaw shut I would have been able to swallow the future before it happened Instead I got lost knitting Christmas swea...

Most paramecium don't have fingers Most paramecium don't steal socks But one single-celled ciliated protozoan Of unclear ance...

I'm kissing my rhinoceros to sleep 'Cause the only way he'll ever shut his eyes Is if he's kissed upon his neck and che...

          There once was a woman in Town who looked so good everybody thought "dang she looks so good!" and for her birthday on...

Do not sleep an undeserved sleep Your actions are reflected in that grand amphitheater of sky And shine prismatically to all corners of...