Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

A Merry Little Frogmas

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'No Christmas this year,' I said to myself 'Screw Christmas. Bah humbug. Good grief.' I cancelled my parties, tossed ou...

The Snowman's Bride

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The snowman's bride was six feet tall A corncob pipe she sometimes smoked She wore a tattered woven shawl Her chest contained an ...
Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Knitting Christmas Sweaters for Murderers

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If I had clamped my jaw shut I would have been able to swallow the future before it happened Instead I got lost knitting Christmas swea...
Saturday, November 26, 2016

The Sock-Stealing Fingered Paramecium

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Most paramecium don't have fingers Most paramecium don't steal socks But one single-celled ciliated protozoan Of unclear ance...
Monday, November 14, 2016

I'm Kissing My Rhinoceros To Sleep

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I'm kissing my rhinoceros to sleep 'Cause the only way he'll ever shut his eyes Is if he's kissed upon his neck and che...
Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Dang I Look So Good

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          There once was a woman in Town who looked so good everybody thought "dang she looks so good!" and for her birthday on...
Monday, October 10, 2016

Do Not Sleep An Undeserved Sleep

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Do not sleep an undeserved sleep Your actions are reflected in that grand amphitheater of sky And shine prismatically to all corners of...
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