Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

yesterday i was sitting on a park bench sipping lemonade wishing i could have been born a man then thinking about the hairy balls ...

A hundred nimble yogis Beaming energies down from a spaceship Did not behead the president They weren't trying to. Those same...

'No Christmas this year,' I said to myself 'Screw Christmas. Bah humbug. Good grief.' I cancelled my parties, tossed ou...

The snowman's bride was six feet tall A corncob pipe she sometimes smoked She wore a tattered woven shawl Her chest contained an ...

If I had clamped my jaw shut I would have been able to swallow the future before it happened Instead I got lost knitting Christmas swea...

Most paramecium don't have fingers Most paramecium don't steal socks But one single-celled ciliated protozoan Of unclear ance...

I'm kissing my rhinoceros to sleep 'Cause the only way he'll ever shut his eyes Is if he's kissed upon his neck and che...