Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Innocence

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Wet steeds with chestnut coats sip from the same milky trough. The trough reflects the stars; two cowboys sit nearby and eat beans from...
Thursday, February 9, 2017

love fantasy

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yesterday i was sitting on a park bench sipping lemonade wishing i could have been born a man then thinking about the hairy balls ...
Monday, February 6, 2017

Meteor Shower

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A hundred nimble yogis Beaming energies down from a spaceship Did not behead the president They weren't trying to. Those same...
Thursday, January 26, 2017

A Merry Little Frogmas

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'No Christmas this year,' I said to myself 'Screw Christmas. Bah humbug. Good grief.' I cancelled my parties, tossed ou...

The Snowman's Bride

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The snowman's bride was six feet tall A corncob pipe she sometimes smoked She wore a tattered woven shawl Her chest contained an ...
Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Knitting Christmas Sweaters for Murderers

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If I had clamped my jaw shut I would have been able to swallow the future before it happened Instead I got lost knitting Christmas swea...
Saturday, November 26, 2016

The Sock-Stealing Fingered Paramecium

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Most paramecium don't have fingers Most paramecium don't steal socks But one single-celled ciliated protozoan Of unclear ance...
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