Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

When I saw all the dark angels gathering, their wings spread over the sky like black umbrellas, I put my pen down and chewed on the skin of...

Mrs. Mop couldn't stop mopping--just couldn't! She mopped the floors, then mopped again Although she knew she shouldn't S...

In the motorcycle sidecar Of my uncle's Yamaha Are a pair of baby ducklings That we nicknamed Zim and Za My uncle didn't re...

the queen asked for a paw 'cause she wanted the claw for a potion to poison her daughter and her servant said 'no' ...

that lemon will dress up in hot pants that lemon will wriggle its butt that lemon will slap on fake glasses and show off his silliest...

at the flower's funeral, mostly bees attended "it was a good flower," they said, "full of nectar."

staring straight at the funhouse mirror you see yourself with a unibrow although you are looking straight ahead, in the mirror your eye...