Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

did you know you can have your entire computer saved to a cow? your data comes out the udders, only it's been magically transformed i...

sitting down with a past life regression therapist i learn that i was once a british orphan, scrubbing floors on my knees i learn that ...

Making her wear lady's gloves Upon her wolfy paws Always quick to mention Her many wolfy flaws She isn't good at tea time ...

Eclipse, day. Eclipse, night. Eclipse blurs boundaries between day and night. Eclipse, hi. Eclipse, why. I know something about your ...

When I saw all the dark angels gathering, their wings spread over the sky like black umbrellas, I put my pen down and chewed on the skin of...

Mrs. Mop couldn't stop mopping--just couldn't! She mopped the floors, then mopped again Although she knew she shouldn't S...

In the motorcycle sidecar Of my uncle's Yamaha Are a pair of baby ducklings That we nicknamed Zim and Za My uncle didn't re...