Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

There are crumpled-up poems Old magazines, dried fruits A photographer roams Rolls of film in her peach-pink suit She must document thi...

Athletes are built to be hefty Athletes are built to be strong Athletes have beefy, sleek buttocks That look like two plums in a thon...

Crazy people have too much time on their hands They examine the stomata on the epidermis of leaves They examine the incisors of gerbils...

Angels have bright yellow eyes, stripes and cutaneous respiration They hum like hang drums and slide over hunters’ boots They snap-jaw ...

Angels are small and green and live in the sludge If you pull one out, and it’s feisty, it will bite your finger. You cannot breathe th...

The man I thought I was Met the woman I thought I shouldn’t have The two of them went on a date Smoked weed And talked about how de...

did you know you can have your entire computer saved to a cow? your data comes out the udders, only it's been magically transformed i...