Ode to the Star-Nosed Mole

I’m fit as a fiddle I’m right as rain You’ll never see me sick again I’m back on my feet With a clean bill of health I’m hal...

Angela Duckworth, contrary to popular belief, is not worth one duck but is rather worth one lamb And Mary-Sue Peaworth is not ...

in this incomplete box of African wildlife baby elephants and baby giraffes compete for milk from the one tit of the Serengeti ...

Snuggle. Coo. Act out or suppress your most diabolical desires. Babble. Squirm. Look flabbergasted when you see bubbles. Wriggl...

Two crocodiles were floating down a river of breast milk. “Hey,” said one crocodile, “do you know how to have fun all the time?” “No,...

Some Japanese people drink coffee Some Japanese people drink tea Some Japanese people are trapped in a parallel realm based on Drago...